"You can have it for $5, but it's not a foot long..."
"It smells like bacon in here"
"I'm basically Roldy at work..."
"Actually, I'm from the Phillipines, but in St. Louis all Asians are Chinese"
"I just had a run in with the bike cops"
"Is it eat with your right hand, and wipe with your left, or the other way around? Maybe I should wash my hands...."
