In my inbox this morning, I received an email with the following title:
"De-jelly your belly"
It immediately had mixed feelings about opening the email. On one hand, the word "jelly" reminds me of jellybeans, which are tasty little treats that make me happy. On the other hand, the word "belly" makes me think of nothing good, it's just gross.
So I decided to open it. And this is what I found.
Interesting. Make sure your volume is turned up so you can hear the porno music at the beginning of the video.
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Withdrawl & Dream Analysis

On Monday this week, I cut sugar, salt, dairy, wheat, and caffeine out of my diet. Started training for a couple races this summer, no time like the present to kick it into high gear.
I believe I am going through withdrawl.
I am very low on energy. Super crabby. Headaches like someone is flossing my brain. I've done this before, and I know this will all subside in a week or two, but it's like hell on earth at the moment.
Since my restrictions, my dreams have been more run-of-the-mill, boring, and short. I used to look forward to getting up in the morning and rehashing the fantastical situations I lived in my dreams, and analyzing what they meant.
What do they mean now? Huh. Not much.
Let's see, in one I went to Schnucks and bought ground turkey which was on special 2/$4. In another I went through the post office drive-thru to mail off my Netflix movies. See? Completely sad.
The one from the other morning was about a friend of mine who shared his movie list with me, which consisted of 1940's flicks. I'll admit that one was a bit trippy, because this guy is the ultimate closet punker (well, so he says), and I would think his movie list would be a bit more dramatic and edgy.
I do know that in the past, the closer I ate to bedtime, and the more sugar or starch it contained, the more wicked my dreams would be. Which was fun. I experiemented from time to time, and I could write a book.
In the end, I'm going to stick to my new health regime, but am sad that my alter-ego who resides in my dreamscape will have to be put to rest for awhile.
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