Mel vs. The Colonel

Apparently, Mel Gibson debuted a little parody relating to the Colonel of KFC on the Jimmy Kimmel show a week ago. Missed it - here it is.



Now, the KFC Colonel has fired back his own parting shot at Mel. The tongs in the ground and "finger lickin' frantic" are my favorite parts.

Rant

Couple things....

$819 billion stimulus package. We are just a little bit screwed. It's not a repeat of the Great Depression. It's the Grand Depression.

Also - why is having 18 children a blessing? Especially when there are millions of children who need a home. And what's a Jinger? Really, now. Stop already. And cut your hair.

And finally, why, when you already have a set of twins, do you think you need to take fertility drugs and then have sextuplets? Well, I guess the answer might be cutting a deal with TLC for your own show and becoming a millionaire. Berating your husband on national TV and having a very bad foil job and schlepping out your family for money is awesome.

Good talk, mom. Thanks, I enjoyed it. :-)