Monday, February 9, 2009

February Holidays

Today, 2/9, happens to be Clean Out Your Computer Day. Also Toothache Day. ???

Here is a list of remaining holidays for the month of Feb. If you abhor Valentines Day as I do, you could always donate an organ whilst riding a ferris wheel. Hey, just a suggestion.

9 Clean out Your Computer Day - second Monday of Month

9 Toothache Day - ouch

10 Umbrella Day

11 Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day

11 Make a Friend Day

11 White T-Shirt Day - be sure to roll up a pack of cigs in the sleeve

12 Abraham Lincoln's Birthday

12 Plum Pudding Day - maybe get $240 worth?

12 Winter Olympics - not 'til 2010

13 Blame Someone Else Day - first Friday the 13th of the year. (LOVE THIS ONE)

13 Get a Different Name Day - I've had three different names, kinda done with that.

14 Ferris Wheel Day - whee!

14 National Organ Donor Day - ouch.

14 Valentine's Day

15 Candlemas - on the Julian Calendar

15 National Gum Drop Day

15 Singles Awareness Day - oh, I'm sure they're aware......

16 Do a Grouch a Favor Day - be sure to watch Sesame Street so Oscar gets some higher viewership

16 President's Day - third Monday of month

17 Random Acts of Kindness Day

18 National Battery Day - so do we use them more, or give them a break?

19 National Chocolate Mint Day

20 Cherry Pie Day - wonder if this came before or after the Warrant classic

20 Hoodie Hoo Day - WTF? Hoodie Koo, maybe....

20 Love Your Pet Day - This should be celebrated every day

21 Card Reading Day

22 George Washington's Birthday

22 Be Humble Day - oh, gosh, I get to celebrate on this day? That's so nice of you!

22 Walking the Dog Day

22 International World Thinking Day

23 International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

23 Tennis Day - serve it up with a net and make lots of racquet.

24 National Tortilla Chip Day ....undele, get your Tex-Mex on!

25 Pistol Patent Day .....yeah, ok, whatever.

26 Carnival Day - yeah, I need another goldfish and AC/DC mirror.

26 National Pistachio Day - it's a nutty day!

26 Tell a Fairy Tale Day

27 Polar Bear Day - hit the zoo.

27 No Brainer Day - this day is for me!

28 Floral Design Day

28 Public Sleeping Day - does this mean sleep "in" public, or the public should sleep?

28 National Tooth Fairy Day - watch Darkness Falls to celebrate proper, or pull a tooth

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